Emerald Baton Twirlers

Bonjour , welcome to my webbed page

Name  : Voom the frog, ( Official name on birth cert , Va Va Voom ) Voom to close friends and other amphibians

Gender : Male

Nationality : French/Irish

Home Town : Hard to say

Family : One 1st cousin named Kermit, dont like to talk about him to much , he auditioned in my place for a small tv show some yrs back called "the muppets" and look at him now !!  That should have been me........ (I SWEAR I BEAR NO GRUDGES !!!!!!!  The V in my name is not for Vendetta..........) I believe he appeared on Oprah last week, and denied he had a family !!

About me :  Well lets see........were do I begin , I came to Ireland purely by accident, I was a stowaway in a certain French Coaches Bag , I was given to my good friend Suzanne and then she introduced me to the girls from Emerald, The decision was made to deport me back to France but when they saw what I had to offer their club I was allowed to stay and now I am their official Mascot

I live life to the max and aspire to be a twirler one day myself......

Favourite Foods : Baguettes, French onion soup, and anything thats full of  Garlic !!

Pet Hates : People who try to be my friend just to get into Emerald Twirlers !!!

Music : My favorite songs are , Another Cha Cha, Its not easy being green , The green fields of France....je ne regrette rien and the list goes on......

Films : The French Connection , The French Connection 2 , An American werewolf in Paris, Muppets take Manhattan, Kermits Swamp Years......

Sport : Baton Twirling is the only Sport in my life although occasionally I watch the Tour de France

Scared of : Being Kidnapped (again) , Frogs have to watch out for all kinds of enemies  in the wild. Animals that eat frogs for snack or just for the sake of it include  snakes, lizards, birds and various small animals like hedgehogs, even under water frogs can't be safe from predators like water mammals and diving birds, as if that wasn't bad enough frogs have to watch out for other hungry frogs !!!

Happiest when : Cheering on the girls from Emerald Favorite advert : Its got to be Thiery Henry's Renault advert......."What is Va Va Voom,"  You know if the people in Renault had of just asked me I could have saved them a lot of money

Worst Moment : Being Kidnapped in Rome and almost having my frogs legs eaten by a certain French Coach, really  thought I saw the big white light that day.............

Favorite French Sayings: Que'est-ce qu'un grenouille comme vous fait dans un endroit comme ceci ? - What's a frog like you doing in a place like this ? Vous etes plus joli que votre photo de passeport ! - You look much better in real life than in your passport photo ! Ne me dites pas que ces cuisses de grenouilles sont un aphrodisiac !! - Don't try  to tell me frogs legs are an aphrodisiac !! Est-ce que je peux obtenir une remise de grenouille  ? - Do I get a discount for being a frog ? Mon amour, je peux expliquer.................. - Honey I can explain !! Jai na'i rien a declarer !! - I have nothing to declare